Hills Edish #8

Oh the life of a Hills character.
"So what do you think should we all go to Costa Rica next week?" Kristen proposes to the group as they hover around uneaten cupcakes in the cabin of a very expensive sail boat.
"Sure why not. We'll have to make sure we can work there. And by work I mean make sure to go out for lunch and talk about Ali and Mikaela and not eat our food, and then maybe go to a shop and look at clothes. Then probably go out later and sit in a big booth and talk more shit. So yes, if that works, let's go." -Audrina or maybe it was Casey.
Meanwhile we have Johnny Depp circa 1990 sitting on the deck of the boat pondering life. So of course Audrina wanders up there so she and Justin can have deep convos regarding their rocky love life and what their future entails. Been there done that. So did Kristen. But really, I had to catch up on last weeks episode and found it just painful to watch Justin and Chiapet Ryan "meet" for the first time. Did anyone else notice the way Ryan was constantly twitching? I told you he had a Surge problem. And then the high five? Awfullll. I'm sure that was what sealed the deal for the breakup for Audrina. Or it could have been the concert. Has Ryan truly not come up with another song since his first "On the Way Down" from 1997 when he opened for Ashley Simpson Wentz on her "You make me want to la la" tour. I think Audrina was crying and had to leave because she was so embarrassed. I would have been.
So now let me talk for a second about something that really confuses the hell out of me: Ali's mouth. Even when she's not talking her mouth is still moving, and when she is talking her mouth is moving and bouncing in all directions on her face. It seems like she has zero control of it, as if it might be a tick of some sort. It's quite intriguing. And Ali's friend, what's her name? Mikaela? Is as boring as it gets. Worse than LC and I didn't think that was possible. I see a strong friendship between her and mother goose LO in the near future. But really, can we write Lo out of the show already? Her few lines of wise words and advice are just so tired. But not nearly as bad as Steph's faux excitment and happiness she tries to portray.
"Oh my God, look at those seals, this is crazy. Like oh my God, this is so crazy. Like seals." You live in California. Seals are like squirrels, come on. Less talking more pouting. I think it would be in the best interest of the show if from now on only Kristen, Casey and a few of the guys are allowed to speak. I guess Ali still can talk for a little while more just so I can watch the circus act that is her mouth.
What it all boils down to is that each episode only makes me more bitter that I have not yet found out how to get paid to do nothing. I still talk shit for free.