Hills from the begin'n

I am so happy I've had nothing to do these past few days so I have been able to fully devote all of my attention to the Hills marathon. I can't get enough of the oldies when Heidi looked like a person and Lauren still had emotions. I saw her cry everytime someone ditched her (Heidi, Audrina, Stephen, Jason, ext.) Hmmm, when I think about it that way no wonder she's become emotionless. I probably would do the same if I was getting screwed over left and right. But things could always be worse, she could look like her elephant chinned lil sis. Speaking of Stephen though.... where on earth did he go? He needs to come back, or have his own show, I heard he's on the WB but who honestly watches that network? I stopped as soon 7th Heaven was taken off air. Stephen is just oh so cute. He needs to be dating someone really good like Lady Ga Ga. I'm kidding. But I totally remember that episode that Lady Ga Ga was on back in '08 when Lauren and Whitney-ink were supposed to "style her." I remember thinking that the show was so lame they couldn't even get a good artist... Good thing I'm not a music recruiter. Ugh speaking of recruiter I am starting to see my free days of summer dwindle away. I pretty much have only three weeks left before I have to go to Chicago to reunite with fellow culinary recruiters to learn new knife skills and recipes. Only three weeks left to lay out. Awful. I try to tell myself to pretend that this is a real job, because I mean it is, and most people would be ecstatic to have three weeks off in the summer. But I have a poor work ethic so I end up complaining either way. I guess I'll just have to hold out that I'll win the lotto before summer is over so I don't have to go back to the days of Chef coats and Converse tennys and highschool snots. I can't think about it for now, I just can't let my mind go there.
I'm debating if it's worth my time to watch Ali skip and bop around tonight at her boyfriends' family visits. I think my time will be better spent preparing for the Real Housewives of New Jersey episode. Danielle is one of those character's I really despise, but not in a good way like Allie Lutz, Danielle is the type that I truly wish was not on the show. She drives me crazy. She looks like a slutty rat, like if there was a cartoon movie about New Jersey rats she would play the skanky girlfriend of the evil fat rat.