It's official.

Life is full of hard decisions. For instance, Kansas City has been having some trouble with this raper man breaking into homes and beating and raping young girls. Scary I know. So lately I've been sleeping with mase and my bedroom door locked and one eye open. But now that I've got this demon thing in my closet I really don't want to keep my door locked. So Im really stuck in a no win situation. I either leave my door open so I'm not locked in my room with the black demon, thus leaving me wide open for the raper, or lock my door away from the raper and trap myself in with the creepy thing. See tough freaken decisions. Well last night I opted to sleep with the hall light on with my door wide open, I didn't have any scary dreams so it worked. But I heard on the news the raper is back at it, so tonight will require a better plan. I might have to start sleeping with mase and a bible. My bed is going to be full of stuff. On another note I finally went a saw a Doctor today. Turns out the ol H1N1 claimed another victim: me. Sitting in a 24 hour clinic surrounded by children who coughed like seals and old people drooling I started to think I'd rather suffer without meds at home than sit in a virus infested waiting room. But, I decided to stick it out. Finally I got to see the doctor, she asked me all the standard questions, like have you been around anyone that was infected? Well, maybe just the hundreds of dirty coughing wheezing high school students I see everyday. So then she took a swine flu test. She just swabbed my nose and ten minutes later came back and said the test was positive. And suddenly I knew exactly how the HIV patients of the world felt. All I could think was where on earth did I get this, who did I touch, who sneezed on me, that bastard teacher said I was the only presenter he let in his room. LIAR! I felt dirty. I felt cheated. How could this have happened? I was always so careful. I washed my hands millions of times a days and hadn't eaten bacon in weeks. As I was walking out the doctor reminded me to drink lots of fluids and to remember to eat because loss of appetite is one of the biggest symptoms. Um... Loss of appetite right before Halloween? Hells yes, this couldn't have come at a better time!