H1N1

I've got H1N1. Well, self diagnosed, anyway. I don't know for sure because I can't find my proof of insurance for my new health care and so I can't even schedule an appointment to see a Doctor. I'm really starting to change my opinion on the whole free health care thing. I feel like a single mom on welfare the way I keep getting denied at health clinics. I've had a 101 temp for a the past few days, my throat feels like I've swallowed razor blades and I've got this 24/7 drugged feeling going on. It's fun let me tell ya. So if you can imagine I'm a bit of a bear when I'm sick. I go to this school today lugging my standard suit case, cooler, computer bag, and two bags full of chips and pineapple and now to top it off I have the swiner. I feel like hell. I tell the office lady what teacher I am seeing and she asks if I need directions to the room. I say yes at which point she starts giving me these elaborate directions,
"Go through the double doors, then keep right, take the next right, then weave left,go up the stairs, then crawl through a tunnel, grab the hoolah hoop jump through it twice, go down the slide, and you're there."
"Alright, well why don't you just call the teacher's room and have a student come get me."
This is what most teachers do is send a student to help me at the office. A: To help me carry all my crap and B: Because obviously I don't know my way around their school.
So the office lady replies,
"Well have you been to this school before?"
"Yes."
"You should be fine then, it's really not hard."
Okay, yes I have been to the school, like 5 weeks ago. And did she ever consider the fact that I have been in about 500 other high schools since then and don't exactly remember the hallway systems or where the rooms are located and that basically all the high schools start to look the exact same?!?!?!?
I stomp off mumbling and grumbling not wanting to deal with this shit at 7:45 a.m.
Beside being sick, I have been having ridiculously creepy dreams at night. Maybe it's an affect of the fever I've been running? Last night was pretty flipping scary. It was one of those dreams where you think you've woken up, so I thought I was awake and I could see this little dark creature at the end of my bed and I tried to kick it away and then it tried to pull me off the bed and starting tearing at my legs. But then it scurried off into my closet, it reminded me of the little creatures from the movie "Ghost" starring a young Patrick Swayze RIP. So I've read enough books to know that something was trying to possess me last night and damn it this is just not the week for that. I really just dont have time right now. So I turned on my tv, held my phone and mase close to me, and was up basically the rest of the night in case I had to fight off whatever it was trying to get me. If I wake tomorrow morning with bleeding palms then I'm really gona be pissed.