The coyote vs Daisy

I heard some really sad news yesterday,Daisy, Jessica Simpson's dog got taken by a coyote right in front of her eyes! How terrible is that?! So I heard Jess has been posting on her twitter that she's offering a big reward to anyone who can help Daisy's safe return...Hmmm so I wonder if Jessica knows that coyotes don't use twitter, not to my knowlege anyway. But seriously, what does she think that the coyote took Daisy just to tie her to a pack of dynamite on a railroad track as a ransom or something? Get real Jess this isn't an episode of looney tunes.
So being new to Oveland Park I'm not exactly familiar with radio stations. I landed on one that came in pretty clear so that's all I've listened to since I've been here. I guess I should have known by the stations morning show title "Moanings with Shareem," that it is, how shall I say this, more of a hip hop station I'll say. Well anyway, this station has just opened my eyes to a whole new world of problems that I had no idea existed. For example, today on the way home they had a call in topic that was called,
"When men have babies with two different mamas in the same month,"
According to Shareem and Devon, this issue is really quite common! And to think I had no idea! Woman after woman called in to share their own stories of their man having a baby with another baby mama. One woman said she had no idea her man was cheating until her insurance agency called to ask about the hospital fees for her husbands newest child! Ya, crazy stuff, but like I said, it happens, Devon said so!
On another note, it always amazes me how almost every day a student in a high school asks me,
"So what do you do? What is your job?"
I want to know why in the hell they think I am in their high school then in the first place? Do they think I just travel from high school to high school with my cooler on wheels for the fun of it? That this is like my public service announcement for 18 year olds, my plea for them to all go to college?? High School kids would think that, they're so arrogant. Thank God I was never like that in high school...