Entourage

So I'm just getting home from a very intense twenty minute walk (it was way too hot, otherwise I would have gone longer obviously) and as I was unlocking my door I noticed a particularly large spider web that had formed on the upper right corner. I notice things like this so it was clearly a new web, anywho, I step inside and think I feel something in my hair, I told myself it was probably just the wind and for one of the few times in my life did not immediately begin shaking my entire body like an idiot as I usually do when I think there is a bug on me. I stepped inside and when I looked in the mirror I saw that it was indeed a large spider at the top of my head. So now I freaked out, and shook my head all over the place until I was sure it had to have fallen from my head. Then I realized that there was a definite possibility that the spider could still be on me, so I freaked out some more taking off every piece of clothing possible while jumping up and down. It was an awful experience I just went through about thirty minutes ago, I am still breathing heavy from it. Finally, I saw the spider a few feet away just calmly watching me, or I should say mocking me, really.

Besides the spider fiasco everything else is good in Topeker. We had our annual kick off meeting last week, what a pump up meeting that was, let me tell ya. It got me so motivated to go out and recruit the shit out of every senior in Kansas. The head of the school began the day be telling us that,
"your alls jobs is very important to us." I'd like to note that I literally wrote this line down in my planner right after he said just to make sure I could re quote it correctly. This is a man in charge of an educational business, by the way. But
I'm not judging, if I have learned anything in my time here in Peker it's the grammar is so overrated. As long as da people can half way understood whats yous are saying dat is really all dat mattas. Our entire group went on to discuss plans for the art camp 2011, one idea was rather than letting the kiddys run around at the plaza like we did this summer, instead we could just give them a bus tour of it instead. I didn't realize the Kansas City plaza had become a scenic tour? But, yes, I could see the students being thoroughly entertained to ride in a bus up and down three streets being marveled by the chance to catch a glimpse of fancy stores and the occasional fountain. Another great idea by the coworkers!

Last night I spent a great part of the evening watching the Emmys. Given my experienced eye for television, I felt it only make sense that I watch the entire show from start to end. Jimmy was better than I thought, sometimes I feel like he is that kid in grade school who just tries too hard to be funny and the cool kids can usually see right through it, but last night he was entertaining. Modern Family cleaned house like I hoped they would, I wish the Office would have gotten a few more awards, but I'm assuming they'll just win them all next year for their last season. Entourage was no where to be seen... And I am sad to say I can see why. I don't know what's going on with this season, but it just sucks. I used to watch this show and barely be able to contain myself from booking a flight to LA after every episode. I literally used to have dreams of joining Vince and boys' entourage, I used to think that if I got a disease and became a Make A Wish kid I was going to wish to hang out with the cast + Marky Mark for a day or two. But I no longer want cancer after this season. The porn star girl is nasty, Turtle's gf is way too cute to believe she dates him and Vince's bad acting is more blatant than ever. Ari still wins my heart every episode, and that's why last night was particularly painful to watch. I just feel like the only one excelling right now is E. And he is the last person I care about. I would rather watch Scott Caan than E. I'm not saying I am completely writing this season off just yet, because I still have hope it can get better. But as of late, I get more excited after watching an episode of Teen Mom than I do Entourage, especially when it's an episode when Gary proposes to Amber.