If you really knew me

If you really knew me you'd know I'm embarrassed for myself that I still watch MTV. Well touché MTV, you've done it again. You've turned highschoolers pain and agony into profit. What I would like to know is why teenagers today are so damn pissed at the world? We can't blame Eminem, he's been in hiding up until a few months ago. So what's the deal? If you watch this show it will make you absolutely sick to know that our future is resting in the hands of a bunch of depressed little emo freaksters. And did anyone else notice the brunette girl with the Justin Bieber cut? Has the Biebs really become a non gender specific style icon? This show didn't make me feel better about myself, it made me never want to have a teenager. It seems like all of them are cutting or trying to commit suicide, anyway. What, is smoking pot suddenly out of style? I don't understand why teens today are choosing to cope with all of their awful dramatic problems by hurting themselves? Do they not know certain substances can make all of that go away? Substances other teens, decades before them, have been using time and time again so they obviously must work. If you haven't watched this show- don't. It just makes you more aware of how our generation was seriously the last fun one to come through. And you know what is the worst part? These kids are the people I work with everyday! If you want some insight as to what my job is like envision yourself trying to give motivational, college presentations to this group who freely talks about much they hate their life and the fact they feel their future is completely hopeless. Speaking of work I am currently en route back to Nebraska, culinary conference concluded as of 2 p.m. today woo hoo! Next week I'm off to four days in Minneapolis for more training then it's finally back to my real life of laying out all day and buying lotto tickets at night. So basically I've bought myself about three more weeks to strike it big so I don't have to go back to work in the classroom. And I've got a good idea this time around. I'm pretty confident I will be about 2 million dollars richer in about 2 weeks if all goes according to plan. I'll have a party to celebrate, and you are all definitely invited. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted. But as of this moment, if you really, really, knew me, you'd know I might just drink way too much tonight. Who am I kidding, you don't even have to know me to know this. I hope you're all doing the same.