Bachelor edition.

I could never be on the Bachelor. For starters, I would be the one who drinks too much and either a. falls asleep before the rose ceremony or b. misses the rose ceremnoy because I would be in the kitchen making nachos. But if I was to be on the Bachelor the first thing I would say as I stepped out of the limo to make myself stand out would be something along the lines of: "Hi, I'm not going to say a stupid ass corny line that will you make you remember me before the rose ceremony. Instead- I am going to punch you in the face, so that regardless of what happens, you will probably remember me for the rest of your life." I don't know, just a thought. I'll tell what what I wouldn't say:
"So, do you have those guns licensed?"
"Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride."
"I just want to be your co pilot."
Nor would I ever refer to myself as a "cuddle bug."
Yes, I am sad to say that all of lines above were actually said by women on the show. Women, that I might add, who were not sent home. The one lady with any poetic potential whom said to Jake the Pilot,
"You can land your plane on my landing strip anytime,"
Was sent home. So now, as usual, we are left with a bundle of overly emotional husband seeking late 20-early 30 year old women. But hell, I'm going to watch. I don't have much else to do. The big hype for tomorrow is about one of the contestants who has been sleeping with someone on the show, now maybe I have seen too many VH1 reality shows, but am I the only one who when I heard this immediately thought it was two girl contestants hooking up? I mean they said "she's been messing around with someone on the show?" Meaning another girl, right? Well, apparanly I'm wrong, it was with like a camera guy or something.
The only thing I want to know is why is Jake, a good looking pilot, from a family of Doctors, not married? I mean, he says over and over he's looking for a wife,so I feel like if he has wanted to get married for a while it should have happened. There are plenty of women out there just dying to get a ring on their finger, more than men anway. So when a man is struggling to find someone to marry him, well I know it's sexist, but it really makes me wonder.... Something just isn't right. I hope to have all of my questions answered THIS SEASON ON THE BACHELOR.