Congrats College Grads! Welcome to Hell!

Friday, Friday what isn't there to smile about today? Today is a Rebecca Black kinda day, my biggest dilemma will be whether to chill with my friends in the front seat or the back. And what a great weekend for all you little graduates in Lincoln! I am so excited for all of you! But only because I'm happy to know one more group of twenty-somethings will be just as miserable as the rest of us college grads in just a few short days. Welcome to the real world class of 2011, you're gonna love it! Now that just makes me sound bitter... But if the closed toed business appropriate high heel shoe fits.... Yeah graduation weekend is a fun one. I had fun both in May when I fake graduated and again in December when I real graduated. And yet neither time did I attend the official ceremony. But whose to say which "official ceremony" is actually "official." I think it's kind of partial, because I think my ceremony was pretty official it just happened to take place at the Bar. Man, if only the Rail and the Bar had appetizer tables full of bean dip and tortilla rolls all of the time... But waking up the Sunday after graduation is a weird feeling. It's kind of a feeling of "what the hell now." After high school graduation it's like "woo hoo only 3 months of life guarding at the pool and then it's college!" After college it's like "oh shit only 3 days and I start my new job." Or "oh shit I have to find a job." Or "oh shit I accidentally got an English major what in the hell do I do with that?" Or "oh shit I just got a DUI last night" (you know who you are.) But life goes on. And you'll wake up one day and it will already be two years later and you'll think "oh shit where did the time go." It's ironic to me how even though life post college is super lame it still manages to fly by... And when I looked in the mirror I was no longer a little girl holding a Barbie Doll, but a grown woman holding a fifth of vodka.- XO XO Judy Bloom.

Anywho, if Chris and I weren't jetting off to Chicago for the weekend I would totally be in Lincoln this weekend ready to par-Tay it up like I'm not just a little too old to be getting ridiculous and sloppy downtown. And of course when I say "jetting" off to Chicago, I actually mean "carring" off because we are indeed driving. It's just kinda the Topeka way to do things and since gas is so cheap... It's a quick trip, well be back on Monday just in time to finish up my last week of work! Boo yah! That's definitely the first "boo yah" I've ever thrown out, but it just felt right. Last week of work and then my birthday, not a bad week if you ask me. I just hope this Chicago trip goes well and then everything will be going exactly according to plan... As usual, I'm plotting something good. And speaking of my plots, I have a feeling some of you don't know what you're missing out on by not sharing in the fun of my "The Morning After" book. Let your story be told before it's too late and the book is being published and sold in stores like Urban and Anthro for way too much money right alongside the other books that say "What's Your Poop Mean" and "Dressing Professional and Acting Slutty." These are real books. So if they can be published so can we. I've added a lot more good stories so go to www.themorningafterbooksite.blogspot.com if you haven't in a while. If anything it makes you feel better about your own stupid shenanigans.

Well happy Friday and happy graduation weekend to all. Play a little Vitamin C on the way out tonight to get yourselves all nice and emotional. And then play Rebecca Black so you can see just how far music has come in ten years. Party'n party'n yeah.