Good Luck Chuck.

Charlie Sheen is so hot right now. Like, Taylor Martinez back in November when he said he was going to quit, hot. Taylor who? Exactly. Let's hope Charlie can keep this act up because I'm loving it. Lindsay Lohan is either sending Chuck a fruit basket or death threats, I can't quite decide yet. Normal people would be happy to be out of the news regarding their mishaps, but celebs are another breed, so maybe Lilo is actually sad no one is talking about her anymore? Don't know, don't care. Because all I can think about right now is WINNER! Yeah, I'll admit, I jumped on the Charlie quote bandwagon with the rest of the Facebook world, but how could I not? Every single thing that comes out of his mouth right now is quote worthy. I foresee T-shirts, coffee mugs, calendars, posters, you name it, and there will be a product with a Charlie quote on it. I just got a better idea, an entire greeting card line featuring his words of wisdom.

Happy Birthday:

"It's just another day, another year, time wasted with their troll wives and one armed droopy eyed children. No thanks. Sorry. Winning."

Inspirational Section:

"You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

On old age:

"I have a 10,000 year old mind and 7 year old boogers."

For every day:

"Thomas Jefferson was a pussy."

Need I say more? Don't think so. So what's going on, is he on drugs, is he crazy? Or is he just "Charlie Sheen" on the "Charlie Sheen drug, if you try it once, you'll die." See look, I can't stop quoting him, I don't even mean to! Perhaps he is on a new drug that nobody even knows about but him. I just think he's an arrogant smart ass who has just completely turned his filter off. If a thought comes to him he says it. I do think some of his actions are a bit contradictory. If we're all a bunch of losers and trolls and idiots and he doesn't care what anyone thinks, then why all of the interviews? If he's so over people judging him and his personal life then why allow cameras into his home? If he truly gave a shit wouldn't he do just that, give a shit? If you just want to live your life then do it. Stop calling radio stations and the Today Show and 20/20 spouting your mouth off. Go enjoy the rockstar life you love so much with your two Goddesses. Goddesses though? Really Charlie? You go from Denise Richards to these two? Did you pick them up at Whiskey Tango? Or was it Hooters? I could find Charlie a whole gaggle of "Goddesses" like this, just come to P&L during bachelorette party season. But did anyone else notice the googley jaw one of them had going on? It's like she couldn't control it, it was moving all over the place like it had a mind of its own. But if there are no drugs in the house why the crazy jaw? Tourettes perhaps? Poor girl.

I was kinda sad to hear today that last night the police went to Charlie's house and took his children away. He seems like he's such a good dad. And two moms in the house? Can't beat that. I guess that might be two losses Charlie has, although he'll surely still claim he's winning. "Bipolar? Please. Bi-winning." But really I fear that the biggest loss that will come out of this will be the end of Two and half Men.

In conclusion, as Chris and I were watching the 20/20 special last night he turned to me and said,

"He's a legend. He's a living legend."

And he is. Until he dies. At which point he'll return to his former life of being a Vatican assassinating warlock.