Waity Katie

I sure am jealous of Kate Middleton this week. And also for the next fifty years, for that matter. I'd just like to know how she caught him, like the truth. While it's obvious she's stunning, and she claims to love sports, even the gross sports like hunting and ping pong. So it's obvious she wants to go with the whole "I'm a guy's girl" game- so cliche and overdone. But there has to be more to it. What did she really do in college to catch the eye of royalty? I mean that's like the equivalent of catching a good looking division one quarter back- during a winning season. It's just hard to do. I'll bet Kate is the most hated girl in her college. I can only begin to imagine the competition between the girls regarding who would get the Prince. It's probably very similar to UNL and all the little hussies going after T Magic. But I'm obviously not one to judge considering who I date, not to sound weird or anything, but Chris was pretty infamous in his frat for being one of the fastest beer chuggers in the house. And don't even get me started on his beer bong talents, not that these are the reasons I wanted to date him or anything- they sure didn't hurt though.

While I find William attractive, he does seem a bit dull to me. Harry, on the other hand, seems like a helluva good time. He is the only red head that I genuinely find to be extremely good looking, besides Carrot Top, of course. Harry seems like a real hell raiser. I could definitely see Harry and myself sitting in a pub somewhere having some drinks and exchanging a few laughs over inappropriate jokes like two old friends- Nazi Halloween costume anyone? And I think I could be an excellent princess. Like Kate, I too consider myself a commoner. I also think that sapphire-diamond ring would look quite nice on my finger, I mean if I could get myself to stop chewing my nails, which I totally would do in order to wear that ring.

I bet princess's don't have to clean up their dog's pee all over the house, which is reason enough for me to want to become royalty. Harlow was up to about 95 pees a day when we finally decided a visit to the doctor was in store. The visit began quite well at first. The doctor raved about his puppy weight, gorgeous coat and healthy ears and eyes. Chris and I were glowing. We casually mentioned to the doc about Har's little peeing problem, wondered if it's normal for a pup to pee more than fifty times a day. The doctor said there was a possibility it could be a UTI, a urine sample could let us know for sure. So Harlow took a little plastic cup into the bathroom and came out a few minutes later with wet paws and a full cup. Test results revealed that our little guy did in fact have a little urinary infection. This really made me start to wonder what exactly he was up to on that "farm" for the first six weeks of his life. Farm schmarm, it was probably more like the Bunny Ranch I'm starting to think. I have good reason to believe Harlow spent one too many nights partying in a dirty hot tub, that is one of the most common ways to get a UTI. Combine that with an all around unhealthy lifestyle and it's no wonder he has problems controlling his bowels. Luckily, we've gotten him on some strong meds, which we wrap in a slice of turkey and he gladly eats. We've also started him on a diet of cranberry juice, which we wrap in a little vodka and he gladly drinks. Oddly enough, this has been my diet as of late, as well.