I’m giving myself only one minute to get out all of my thoughts about this “situation.”
*At what point does she stop seeing a doctor, and instead see a vet? I hope that was at least four Duggars ago.
*Where does she purchase six nipple bras?
*Why do I feel like this fetus is picketting for an abortion?
*Does the blackhole match the curtains?
*Nucky called, Mrs. Shroeder wants her hairstyle back.
*Elephant called, wants its vagina back.
*Westboro called, wants it congregation back.
*If it’s a girl, does it come out wearing an ankle length jean skirt?
*If it’s a boy, does it come out wearing an ankle length jean skirt?
*Does her water break? Or just consistently leak for nine months?
*When are the P.A.U.A. going to throw red paint on her stomach? (People Against Uterus Abuse)
*Is canal even the appropriate word anymore?
*If a fetus falls in Michelle’s forest and no one is around to hear it… Does Jim Bob still make a sound?
*Possible J names: Javier, Janet, Justin Bieber… Oh no, he’s not the? No… That wouldn’t be right.
I’m done.
