It's Almost Hookerween...

Ghouls, and ghosts and goblins, oh my! I'm starting to see skanky nurse costumes that don't reach mid thigh! Must be that wonderful time of year again, yes, I am talking about Facebook Girl's very own holiday... Hookerween! How splendid. As expected, many statuses have already been arise regarding possible costume ideas i.e. Grown Up Girl Scout who carries around a box of condoms, Little Red Riding Him and of course, Snow White and the Seven Dykes. All very original ideas, I wouldn't expect any less from FbGirl this time of year. This is what she lives for. And I, on the other hand, live for Fb albums this time of year. So please don't be stingy and block your albums, that takes all of the fun out of judging- especially if you've gained a few lbs. Me? Well, I'll probably just do something simple, like go as my favorite flight attendant, Steven Slater, and carry around a beer and a slip n slide. I feel it's the least I can do to honor a man whom I so dearly admire. On the other hand, I suggested to Chris that we could go to Gordmans and stock up on a lot of great clothes, like shiney jeweled jeans, Kansas City Chief jerseys and brightly colored Baby Phat/Phat Farm sneakers and go as Topekans. He hasn't gotten back to me on that yet so I guess we'll just have to see. I'm just not as into Halloweener as I've been in the past. I don't know what my deal is. I think I'm kinda sad I don't have the swine flu again this year like I did last year at this time, it was just such an unexpected weight loss I really appreciated. I know I shouldn't sulk though, I should just be grateful to at least have gotten the swiner once in my life, I know many people who have never been able to experience the joy of 24/7 dizziness and a constant migraine level headache all along side a fever that makes you dream that little demons are coming from your closet to grab your ankles and take you away. Man, those were the days. But anywho, I'm sure as Halloweeny statuses pick up, I too will pick up my spirit. I just need to watch Hocus Pocus a few times as well as Double Double Toil and Trouble, Thora Birch and the Olsen Twins always make me feel better.

But back to FbGirl for a second, I can't help but wonder why she just wouldn't save herself the time and trouble and go as a Jersey Shore roommate? Spandex wardrobe? Check. Makeup butter face? Check. Entourage of Ed Hardy and Affliction. Check check. But I guess that would kind of ruin the whole point of Halloween- dressing like someone you're not. I can respect that. Hmm...I'm getting another good idea, maybe I could recruit three of my friends (I'll be in Lincoln, otherwise this would obviously not work) to go as teen moms with me! Naturally, I get to go as Catelynn because she is my favorite. But I am sure I could find a Macy, Farrah, and er... well it might be a struggle to get someone willing to be Amber... I would settle for Gary, as well. Or perhaps even April? Getting someone willing to be Amber would be as hard as it is to get someone to agree to play Mary Sanderson, everybody always want's to be Sarah. Which is kinda ironic now, given that Sarah Jessica Parker has been noted in a few mags for not exactly being a real looker. I don't believe it though, she's still stunning Sarah Sanderson to me. Come Little Children...I shall take thee away...

In the meantime, I'm just trying to keep my nerves as calm as I can until the Dr. Drew session tonight with the girls. I hope doc sets April in her place once and for all. I am sick and tired of seeing Catelynn being the mother of the two. Enough is enough.