Hills Edish #7

And yet another show without Speidi. It's getting more and more refreshing, I must say. It's almost like the new Brody/Michaela relationship is trying to replace them. But big shocker, Michaela is just another boring personality lacking cast member. I mean she's cute, and she was a Kappa, but that's all she has goin for her. Imagine if the Hills had just one funny and sarcastic person on the show. Just one. It could be an entirely different show if just one of the characters had it in them to contribute some witty dialogue every once in awhile. Sometimes I think Steph wants to be this character, it just takes her too long to comprehend situations, "I just can't believe Justin Bobby is in a band." Two minutes later- "like he is in a real band." Five minutes later- "he's like playing the drums." Thirty two minutes later, "I just still can't believe Justin Bobby is in a band." Fifty five minutes later- "he was like in a real band." And scene. Speaking of JB, at times I feel as if he jumped straight out of a 1993 music video, flannel around the waist and everything. But other times he surprises me with a bit humor, for example I was just gitty with excitement when I heard him refer to Cabrera as "Spike," not once but a few times. Ha ha spike. What a great nickname. I'm hoping Spike's five minutes of Hills fame is coming to a close. I feel like everytime he is on camera he is just bouncing off the walls from a Surge high. I'm not talking drugs, he doesn't strike me as that type- he seems like the kid who drank too much Surge and ate one too many pixy sticks. How does one go from JB to Spike? C'mon Audrayna have a little respect for yourself. What would the tat on the back of your neck think? Let's see here what else nonsense happened... Poor K Cav... just letting herself get jerked around by the Brodester. I think she is looking better than ever and has the capability to date a real star. Someone like Bieber status. Her and Stacey both. Although I have noticed that Stacey must have a real sodium problem. Sometimes her face looks super fact and sometimes not all, she must struggle with salt bloat. We've all got our problems.
Speaking of problems, I tried to watch the Bachelorette last night. But it was painful. I saw cargo pants and had to shut it off. I caught the end when Ali made a clutch mistake and kept the little weatherman bitch instead of Bradley Cooper hunk Craig. When weatherman smiled and his front teeth crept over his bottom lip he looked exactly like Gilly from SNL. Craig on the other hand, seemed pretty hilar. So what if he was too drunk at the end to have a convo with Ali, I liked him. Don't be so picky Ali. I don't foresee myself watching adorable Converse wearing Ali go on anymore dates where she giggles the entire time and skips and jumps to get from one place to another. I'm done.
Haha Spike.