Bachelor Edition #3

Where do I even start? Well Nebraska was sent home, as was another girl who I think might have been the camera man's sister- had anyone else ever seen that girl before becase I sure never had. Nebraska was sent home for being a tease, she was pretty caught off guard by it too, it was great. Even as Jake was asking her why she's so two faced she was giggling and batting her eyes just thinking her game was working. She cried afterward and said she could go on a date every night if she wanted, in Imperial, NE? I'm real sure...
I am truly sad to say Mad Michelle got the boot, well technically she volunteered to go, assuming Jake would beg and plead her to stay because as she said herself,
"Many girls, well at least a few are certain I'm the one." She seriously said this, and then she set Chris Harrison on fire using her mind just like I thought she would.
The worst part of the show was definitely the comedy act. I was so embarrassed watching the girls try to tell jokes it was uncomfortable. Poor little Tynley simply contorted her body into a pretzel and that was supposed to be her joke- virgin till marriage my ass. Although if I could choose anyone for Pilot Jake it would be her sweet beaten soul. Not because I like her, but I just think her and Jake could spend their nights cuddling and poking eachothers noses and watching Hugh Grant movies fast forwarding through any sex scenes together for the rest of their lives.
I was disapointed with Ali when her joke was something about Tigger looking for his shit in the toilet or something- it was pretty awful. Cori, another girl I had never seen before tonight, was kinda funny. She just made fun of the other girls which is always good. Apparantly Vienna is like Satan of the house. I just think Vienna's dumb as hell, but there is no need to get all heated about it. I was waiting for foam to come out of Ali's mouth when she yelled at V for calling her fake.
And of course we had to see the heart wrenching child -reunites with- mom date. This date scene gave me a fond memory of the crazy lady from last year with the child. The crazy gypsy lady with the beads and bracelets and butterfly clips. I kinda miss her. And I miss her line backer 4 year old daughter who tackled her on the beach last year, as well. Wonder where life has taken those two...
With Michelle off the show I don't think I will like watching nearly as much. Who will fill her crazy shoes? I guess I'll just have to keep watching THIS SEASON ON THE BACHELOR.