#22

So today I realised that in order for me to pay off my student loans and not have to go on welfare I need to take out another loan. I have to get another loan in order to pay off a loan? Are you kidding me!? It gets better. After numerous credit checks, I am officially unable to get a loan. Thats bs. I pay off my credit cards like every month, and let me tell ya, I have A LOT of credit cards. Name a store and I will bet you I have their card. It's just what I do. So after speaking with Wells Fargo for over an hour and then proceeding to cry hysterically because my student loans are going to cause me to go on food stamps and wear fake Uggs and carry a Dooney and Burke bag I took the next logical step. I sold some clothes to Platos Closet, and took the money to buy lottery tickets. Twenty two tickets exactly. For those of you who don't know, 22 is my number. It's because when I was born the doctors told my parents I only had a 22% chance to live. Ha. That would be a good reason for a lucky number, but it's actually because #22 was Q's number in Love and Basketball, I would have been Monica's number, but #23 is oh so cliche. So anywho, I've just always known that if times get real bad all I will have to do is buy 22 lottery tickets and I will for sure win. So in like 2 hours I am going to be a millionaire. I'm pretty excited. I listened to the song "My Futures so bright I gotta wear shades" on repeat tonight while I walked on the treadmill. I am going to be extremely generous when I win. I'm for sure going to help the ASPCA animal fund,and I am going to create a scholarship in my name, in order to even qualify you have to have a 24 or below on your ACT. And you have to prove you go out and socialize and stuff. I might make even make applicants tell me a joke or two at the scholarship interview. I'm really tempted to make a big enough donation to the Husker football team that I would be allowed to run onto the field with the team at the first home game...I'm talking the tunnel walk and everything. I get goosebumps just thinking about it!! I can't even type anymore I have to start making the list of people I can't wait to help out... and those I won't. Norfolk senior high admin you know who you are.