Tiger's Wood

Okay, thats a terrible pun, I know. But I just had to. What's the count up to now? I think I've seen like 4 women on the Today Show, 5 on Good Morning America, and at least 20 on that white trash fake E! show called Extra. At least Tiger has good taste in women. I especially liked the lady on the Today Show with the jewel on her right cheek bone, she was a little cutie. The only thing she got out of the relationship was "a heart break," as she said. But I bet Tiger helped purchase the cute Baby Phat shoes she was wearing on the show. So apparantly a lot of people are suprised about all of this, and I can see why. I for one was astounded when I heard that a good looking, Professional athlete who travels all around the world had cheated on his wife, not once, but numerous times. Simply shocked. But then I felt better when I heard that Tiger apparantly has some sort of sex-addiction illness. I think in college it's called herpes. But seriously, I think Tiger is gross and I literally get embarassed for him when I read some of the texts he has supposedly sent these trashy women. They could be straight off the website "textsfrom-my13yearoldboyfriend-lastnight.com"
Well it's just about five days away from the big graduation day. I'm still crossing my fingers that everything works out and I get to walk across that stage. And when I say "walk across that stage" I only mean it as a figure of speech as I have chose not to walk given the fact I am simply assuming my hang over level wwill not allow for any such movement before 11 a.m. at the earliest. I only hope to have as much fun as I did at my Norfolk High Graduation day 2005 in which I drank Mikes Hard Lemonade and bought myself some Strawberry Cigarellos to celebrate. And given the fact I hated high school and really only had about two friends I am quite sure I will have just as much fun, probably more.