Eeek. I'm wondering if anyone else is still recovering from KU? It's about 6 p.m. and I'm still drinking cup after cup of coffee to keep myself awake. Not to mention the boss of my boss came and observed me today, not the best day for that to say the least. I blamed my shakes on the fact I was nervous. So after a presentation this awkward student walks up to me,this is always interesting, the creepers always hang around to ask me weird ass questions.
"I would like to talk to you about culinary," the girl says, "I am very interested in going to culinary school."
Ok, pretty sure that's what I just talked about for the past fifty minutes of the class period.
"Sure, that's great, what do you want to know?"
"Well, I have always loved animals." She said to me with a big goofy smile.
Hmm. And?
So I ask, "Ok, so are you worried about like cooking with meats and stuff?"
"No, I have always wanted to be a vet."
At this point I really don't know what to say. I am lacking to see the correlation between culinary school and becoming a vet.
"Well that is great. Culinary involves a little more cooking, and less animal medicine."
"Yes, I know, that is why I want to study culinary."
Even as I recall this conversation I am still completely lost regarding what in Gods name this girl was trying to ask me.
"Well then I think you would be perfect in culinary." I said to her at which point she responded with,
"Ok great! Thank you so much." And she left the room smiling ear to ear.
So there you have it, I just continue to set kids on the right path day after day.
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