Tuesdays with Tiffany

Should I write “be mine” on my business card?


I’m Italian and WOP doesn’t bother me any.


Isn’t anybody going to say anything about my ruffly shirt today?


When I met Kyle Korver he touched my butt.


I think I took a diet pill on accident.


I really doubt I won’t have a Valentine, I have at least 15 gentlemen callers right now.


We don’t want to watch your kids meet f**king Cinderella.


What comes first in Bieber, the i or the e?


The other things aren’t that funny because I didn’t say them. (on my other blog posts)


I just can’t believe I’m such a good friend.


Do bowling shoes come in wedge?


I just have really sweaty hands is all.


Do you want to take a picture of me?


And that’s why poor people don’t have teeth.

Do not bring that Cinnamon roll into work. You will open up a can of worms.


Three things I hate: ponytails, scarves, and blazers.


So… Should I poke him on Facebook?


Ugh! It still tastes like lipstick! (on water from the water cooler)


It’s a sad day when you get to the bottom of your $13 peanut butter.


But why does New England have a football team? They’re not even a state.