Casey Anferny

Well it's another Casey Anthony kinda day. Shit, I mean Rebecca Black kinda day. Why on earth did I say Casey Anthony? Must be because that satan lady is everywhere. TV, internet, magazines, everywhere I turn I see her chilling black eyes. It creeps me out. What's her deal? Why doesn't she just kill herself already. Youch that was rude, I haven't wished that on someone since Dawsons Creek. It's true though, Anthony just keeps getting worse and worse. First she said her dad raped her throughout childhood, now she's wanting a paternity test claiming her brother might have been the father of sweet baby Caylee. Alright sorry Anne Boleyn, but neither reasons give you the go ahead to kill your daughter. I can barely read any more about the trial because it makes me so sick. What's wrong with our justice system today that we are carrying this on for so long? Quick facts: 1. Casey partied hardied for a month when her daughter was supposedly "missing." 2. Casey got a tattoo during this month that reads "beautiful life" in Italian, bella vida? Eww cliche Casey. Why don't you just get a Chinese symbol tattoo on your lower back while you're at it... Hey, I was 16 in Vegas. 3. Casey's trunk had the stench of a dead body (insert booty joke here. Oooh no I didn't!) Need I say more though? It's pathetic this is going on. Lock her up. I have no mercy for child killers. Or animal killers. The bible says, thou shall only kill those who can at least stand a chance to fight back. And even then I'm against it. I can't help but think that if Casey Anthony was a man this would be a completely different trial. I don't want to throw race into this, but what if she was a black man even? If her name was Casey Anferny instead, things would have gone quite differently. And that's not right.

And I keep hearing about a scandal I know too little about but am loving the headlines for. The Weiner scandal? Is that for real? From what I've gathered, a congressman by the name of Weiner was caught sexting with a woman who was not his wife. Bfd. I think we should all be proud of someone with the last name of Weiner for making it all the way to Congress, that's pretty damn impressive. Let's do a Tosh.O segment real quick and write as many headlines as we can about this starting... now:

"Hard times ahead for Weiner, softer times to come."
"Weiner takes the backdoor."
"The ball is out of Weiner's court."
"Weiner's dirty deeds leak."
"Weiner says to critics: Scro dem all!"
"Blue times for Weiner."
"Weiner loses his head."
"Weiner apologizes, ashamed of his behavior."
"Weiner looks for comfort in the hands of his family."
"Weiner fails to perform."
"Weiner hoping for any positive sign to come."
"Weiner exposed, forced to leave."
"Weiner steps down."
"Weiner admits his shortcomings."
"Weiner disappoints wife."
"Weiner pleases girlfriend."
"Weiner texts photos of his...Weiner?"

We'll end on that one. That was probably more fun for me than it should have been. I guess I don't have much more to say on this lovely Friday afternoon. I'm definitely ready for the weekend, should be a good one . Happy Fathers day to all the dad's out there, hope you all enjoy the Husker attire and DVDs you receive. So cheers to the weekend, it's way past time for a drink.