Is That My Horn Or Yours?

Today the radio announced that Taylor Swift is "having the best week ever." Isn't that good for her. They said she is jet setting all over promoting her new album. That's cute. She was spotted on the beach in California one day and then the next day having brunch in New York City. I wish I could have brunch on a week day. She was even seen walking around Central Park with Jake Gyllenhaal, and then get this, going to check out a live showing of Saturday Night Live that same night. That's my show. Taylor doesn't like to laugh. She prefers to sulk over guys who talk to her for a second and then quickly realize she's a crazy stalker. She might as well start dating Lindsey or something because she seems to have scared off every guy in Hollywood, guys from all over the board, too. If you scare off not only John Mayer, but also a JoBro, I feel that says a lot about you as a person. Speaking of celebs I loathe, I've been seeing Lizzy McGuire on just about every talk show lately promoting her new book. Although I think she goes by Hilary Duff now. She wrote a book called "Elixir" about a ghost who appears in photographs and then the main character, a girl who happens to be a gorgeous movie star that lives an amazingly awesome life, starts to fall in love with the ghost. Thrilling. I wonder if the ghost is Gordo. Strange thing about this story is that I'm pretty sure I wrote it first, back in third grade, it was called "Who is the little boy in the photos?" Michael Jackson went on to rewrite it a few years later. Okay, that was awful. But seriously, I did go through a ghost phase where I wrote a series of horror novels. I'm sure this had something to do with the fact I was watching Are You Afraid of the Dark everyday after school and reading every single Goosebumps book ever made. This was also the time in my life when I slept with a cross under my pillow next to a butter knife. But good for Hilary. I love to see a celeb have a book on the best sellers list. Especially when the celeb says, "I never ever thought about writing a book before this one. But, it just kinda of came to me," giggle giggle, "and I have just been so excited about the success of it and plan to turn it into a series, and then probably a movie," more giggles and horse mouth smile. Who knew it was so simple! Man, what I have been waiting for? I've got to stop dilly dallying and put my unicorn book idea into motion! "Is That My Horn Or Yours" The story of a young unicorn and his unlikely relationship with a ghostly witch who once ruled the land but now lives under the sea with a family of mermaids. Sounds kinda far off, I know, but it's weird stuff like this that people go far. I'm just anxious to read Snooki's book, "A Shore Thing" a true love story about a tan midget finding love on the jersey shore. This is no joke, Schnookers is writing a book that will be released next spring, I heard it on E! straight out of Julianna's mouth.

Well this will be my first Tuesday night in a while that I haven't spent with my Teen Moms. It feels kinda weird to think that I won't get to see Amber throw her gang signs and beat up Gary, or get to see what shade of orange Maci is tonight. Makes me feel kinda empty. I wish I could adopt my very own Teen Mom to have with me all the time. I'll have to keep my out for a few when I work in Council Bluffs this week, see if I can see one that looks emotionally unstable enough to keep me entertained for a while.