Hills edish #3

How am I supposed to say anything about an episode that revolved almost entirely around a 6 year old's birthday? Wow Hills, you are struggling if this is all you could set up for a faux cast mate interaction. The writers are as blah as the actors. Brody, Frankie, you guys don't have anything better to do with your day? And Charlie? I expected more from you. Really, I am struggling here. Should I comment on the fact that last season Enzo appeared to be a cute little 5 year old and now he looks like Chuy's cousin with a bad comeover? I honestly don't want to even say anything about Speidi. Their little "let's act as bizarre and ridiculous as possible so everyone will talk about us and keep us in the news" act is becoming far too predictable. I think Heidi's face is still changing because she continues to look different to me every episode. First it was Tori Spelling, then Courtney Love, and now I am starting to see glimpses of Donatella Versace.
Is it just me, or does Ryan Cabrera really love to bowl? First I saw him bowling with that Pretty Wild girl, and now he's back with Audy. And it never fails to surprise me how his face continues to get fatter, and his hair taller. He reminds me of Mr. Potato Head. I'm waiting for the episode when his ear is where is nose is and his lips are on his forehead. Speaking of Audrina, when did she and Kristin become besties? I don't like it. Where were the wicked witches of L.A. Stephanie and Lo this episode? Maybe they were busy going to fake college somewhere, or working a fake job that somehow involves Kell Cutrone, she seems to be on every reality show these days. I wish she was married so she could be on Wife Swap, that is one of my guilty pleasure day time shows I watch before 19 Kids and Counting. I have a good feeling that Cutrone probably wasn't voted "most likely to be on TV" in her highschool year book. Unless Extreme Face Makeover was around back then, I can't quite remember?