Hills edish #1

So where do I begin? Should I start with Stephanie's new crazy eyes or perma spray tan face? Or about what a snappy skank Lo is? I'm just not ready to even divulge into Heidi/Cat Woman yet. I can say though that I can see why Holly is as sweet as she is, it's because she comes from a good family. Heidi's fam really won my heart over this episode, they were hilar. But really though, what is a mom supposed to say when her daughter looks like Vanilla Sky? I thought mama Montag dealt with it pretty nicely, actually. I think Heidi makes Holly look like a ten- see I knew Holly would be pretty this season. And was I right, or was I right about Stephanie Pratt's pouty puzzled look she uses quite frequently.
Now let's talk about the nasty trio Lo, Aud, and Stephanie. Okay, its Super Bowl weekend in Miami and let's just have a "low key" night in the hotel. Ya um boo-oring. They're just such your typical catty girls the way they sneak into Kristen's room pretending they want to make sure she makes it to the airport, but then proceed to say things like "it smells nasty in here," and "are we seriously going to be seen with her in public?" Well the room sure looked a lot better than any room I've walked into after a night of partying. Where were all the pizza boxes? Or scmeegos bags and salsa containers? At least Kristen can embrace her hungoverness. I like the raspy voice and greasy hair, unlike Stephy Pratt whose face is always dripping in foundation and glossy lips. Kristen is getting prettier and prettier, if she is on crack it's really working wonders for her. Mabey Lo should try some of Kristen's candy because she is looking more like Minnie Mouse every minute. I still can't get over Stephy telling Kristen, "your legs are like really skinny." Hahahahaha classic, Pratty, classic. So here we have Prat-a-tattat accusing Kristen of being too skinny and also having a problem with drugs- um hello you're currently in AA and your a well known bulimic. Nice try. More to come next week, I'm still digesting Heidi's face and it's affecting my thoughts. I'm almost sure I'm going to have nightmares tonight because of it.