On the road again...

Well I find myself on yet another exciting business trip. What can I say, I am just a regular ol career driven woman. Tonight I am just relaxing in Columbia, Missouri. This is definitely the most sober I have ever been in this town. Oh migration game memories... I was thinking the hotel I am staying at wasn't half bad, that is until I found the stray black sox lingering under the desk. Ick. I immediately checked the bed for stray underwear. Thank God, none were found. But now I can't help but wonder if my room has even been cleaned? Perhaps sock owner person just made the bed on their way out? How am I supposed to know? Or what if there is like a hidden camera in the sox? I'm no Erin Andrews, but I do have few creepy culinary kids that seem to like me a little too much... The sox do look like they belong to a high school kid the more I look at them, they're not like argyle business sox, or sox to be worn with loafers, they're sox to be worn with culinary shoes I think. Oh great.
So today is my second day of being a vegetarian. I made the mistake of watching Food, Inc on Sunday and I am forever scarred. I am, I mean was, an avid meat lover. My dish of choice was typically just ground beef, straight from the pan, grease still on. But after watching Food, Inc I just don't know what to think. I am not eating meat 30% because of the way the people treat the poor little animals before and while they kill them, but 70% because of the absolute filth that is involved with meat production. When the cows are being chopped up they are basically covered in cow shit. The workers just briefly spray the dead cows with a hose and that is it. So think about this, the average person apparently eats about 200 lbs of meat a year, so basically we all eat at least 5 pounds of cow manure a year, as well. I'm just really torn right now. Am I really not supposed to eat corn beefed and cabbage tomorrow as I always do? Speaking of St. Patty's day, I am very excited to say that I will be celebrating in St. Louis with Chris. I have never been to St. Louis, but I have great expectations. I assume it will be a city full of rappers, and underground rap concerts, and rap clothing stores, and given the fact that Chris is starting to pursue is very own rap career I think it will just be a grand ol time tomorrow night. I just hope Chris doesn't get into a rap battle that he can't win and I will have to come to his resuce.