Well as it turns out, there are a few perks to being a traveling business woman. For example, last night as I strolled into the ritzy Marriott Courtyard in beautiful Columbia, Missouri I was greeted by a basket of complimentary Otis Spunkmeyer double chunck cookies. They just happen to be my favorite,apparently concierge payed attention to the survey I filled out last weekend, how else do you explain how they knew to serve my favorite cookies? The next thing I know, the man at the front desk informs me that I have been upgraded to a King Deluxe Suite for the night. Not too shabby. At first I was a little weirded out that there was a huge jacuzzi just a foot away from my bed. But then I made the best of the situation and I spent the night relaxing in the large tub with my friends' Michael Scott, Jim & Pim, and Dwight, to name a few. At about 9:00 o'clock I began channel surfing and landed on HBO. But just by landing on the HBO series "Real Sex" for only a second or two, while sitting in a hotel room in a large jacuzzi all alone, made me feel like an incredibly huge creepo so I immediately got out and watched the epic game that was Xavier and K State. It was great because I was on the phone with Chris while watching it and my broadcast was just about 2 seconds ahead of his so he was incredibly annoyed by my screams which revealed when another 3 pointer was made just seconds before he was able to see it.
And now I find myself at one of my wonderful Starbuck breaks in between classes. Although this next class is going to be hell. It is the last class of the day which is always awful, but it's also a Friday, and the kids are on spring break next week. It is only me and my presentation which stands between them and five days of freedom. Dear God this is going to be painful. I have considered skipping out, but I left my projector in the room, so I have to go back. I really shot myself in the foot here, damn it. This is going to be an intense bell run, as well, because I am at least an 8 minute walk from the entrance. And I have to go up two sets of stairs. One minor mistake could be fatal. I am trying to plan how I will be able to carry my cooler and suitcase up 2 sets of stairs all alone, while moving at a sprints pace.
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