Bachelor Edition #4

With every episode I watch I get more and more convinced about how awful I would be on this show. I mean playing Hide and Seek in a vineyard? Who does that? I really hope it's the producers or something telling these people to run around looking like dip shits. Speaking of- let's talk about Gia.
Oh Gia. Gia, gia, gia where do I start with you? Well first of all you remind me alot of a monkey, even more so when you wrap your legs around Jake and insist he carries you everywhere like a pet chimp. And your laugh kinda reminds me of the way chimps communicate. You're probably just about as smart as a chimp, as well-
Jake: "They used to call me Mr. Dateless in highschool."
Gia: "Oh my gosh. Why?"
Well, I am going to go out on a limb here and assume it's because Jake couldn't get dates. And does anyone else always think of Stephanie Tanner's best friend from Junior High Gia, who was a little too rough for Stephie, whenever they hear the name Gia? I wonder what happened to Full House Gia, I liked her. She wore black crop tops and leather jackets way before they were in. But back to point, I honestly do like Bachelor Gia, she's just all wrong for Cheesy Jake. I think Gia should date The Situtation, they seem a little more right for each other.
I'll tell you who I lost a lot of respect for this last episode and that's Ali. I saw crazy flags popping up all over when she was on scene. You could see the venom in her eyes when Vienna got a rose. But get the hell over it, it's not the Ali show. It drove me crazy when she claimed that,
"If Vienna gets a rose I will give Jake a talking to that he would never expect. And then I will tell him I'm pregnant so he has to choose me, and if he denies it's possible I will tell him a real man would raise a baby regardless of if it's really his, and then I will eat him."
Seriously though, who are these girls to think they can choose who is right for Pilot Pansy Jake? Only Jake knows what's going on in that girly mind of his.
I am still rooting for little Tynley. As I said before, she and Jake are like two peas in a pod. I was sad to see that little Rat girl go home, I don't know her name, but I think she might be in the Arquette family.
Here's some advice for Cory- never tell a guy he "should feel nervous" around you. Not exactly a great pick up line.
I was sad Jake didn't cry this episode but I am sure more tears will come soon, I guess I'll just have to keep watching THIS SEASON OF THE BACHELOR.