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Man, how bout that game on Saturday. That was just too sad. I was so distraught by it all that I came home and began emotionally eating to make myself feel better. It didn't help that I was a teeny bit tipsy, either. In my "tipsyness" I accidentally devoured some bean dip that was at least a month old. I knew it was old, too, that is the gross part. I was so embarrassed of myself the next morning that I layed in bed for an hour trying to conjour up some sort of excuse to explain to Sara who ate the ancient, molding bean dip. I tried to think of a way that Izzy (a two pound yorkie) could have managed to open the fridge door, climb up to the second shelf and open the container.No such luck. So back to the gym I had to go. I think I like people watching at Life Time more than I actually like working out. Hell, what am I saying "I think" for? I know that is what I like the best, I hate to work out. There are some damn good looking forty year old women. Well, some of them are butter faces. But I can tell these women certainly don't have jobs because their bodies require at least four hours of cardio a day. Probs even twice a day. They strut around in spandex tiny shorts, and little bra tank top thingys. Ya, seeing someone 20 years older who is in ten times better shape doesn't do too much for the ol' confidence level.
So on the news tonight they were talking about the hottest christmas gift for kids, I thought it was a joke at first. The toy is called a Zhu-Zhu and it's just a mechanical hamster. Are you kidding me? Just buy the real thing, aren't hamsters like fifty cents or something? Isn't owning a real hamster like a right of passage all kids have to go through before moving on to a dog or a cat? Kids are so technical these days even their pets require batteries? That's just disgusting to me. I mean at least the gifts we got when we were little that were fake pets were truly fake pets, unless Furbys truly do exist as I have always secretly thought...
Well... graduation is just around the corner. Kim and I are having a little party at the Bar, Friday Dec 18th. Please feel free to stop by. And if you do, come talk to me. Because when I say "Kim and I are having a party" I actually mean just Kim pretty much. Sadyly, my invite list is pretty bleak. And I'm pretty sure the whole city of Lincoln will come to see Kim. I'm not throwing a pity party, honestly, I'm just saying I am so pathetic I have no one to invite.