No mas pantalones stretchy.

So I've gotten pretty lazy with the chef attire I wear to work lately. My "uniform" is a big white chef coat, black pants, and black closed toed shoes. One day I was running low on black pants because I had gotten messy the day before and spilled Jicama salsa all over the front so I thought what the hell, I'll wear black running pants to work today. No one noticed, it was great. And ever since I have worn black running/yoga pants to work every single day. Today I was at this school and this girl raised her hand,
"So is that like your uniform?"
"Ya." I say.
"You guys all have to wear those pants?"
"Uh, well, just black pants, yes."
"I just wondered why they make you all wear dance pants."
Hmm.
"Well they want us to be flexible in the kitchen." That was my response. I didn't know what else to say, I had totally been called out. So I think this means I have to go back to wearing "proper" black work pants, no more stretchy pants damn it.
So in one class today it was a girl's 18th birthday. Her name was Kara, she was pretty cute I'd say. Her dad had bought her brand new True Religions that she was super stoked to get, but she was dissapointed when she tried them on because she said they were too tight on her thighs because she had gained weight since she originally picked them out. So for her bday dinner tonight she was going to "eat healthy and just order a BLT." Ha. Oh high school kids and their silly lack of calorie knowledge. Kara told me how excited she was to go get a piercing now that she's 18, so I was thinking a nose piercing, perhaps one of those weird floating booger piercings as I call them, where you pierce half way between your nose and lip. Choose one I think, why the hell would you want it to look like you have a shiney booger in the center of your face, either pierce your lip or your nose. But then Kara informed me she was piercing her hips!!!! Apparantly the new hot thing for skanky 18 year olds is to pierce the skin right above the hips bones. But if she keeps eating BLT's she wont have hip bones much longer- I didn't tell her that though because I already started to sense an early eating disorder in the works.
Right now I'm watching tv and that creepy Duggar show just came on, the family that has 34 children or soemthing. I just don't think its natural for humans to have more children than ducks or dogs do. It just seems gross to me. Ducks at least lay eggs, I cant even imagine how Mother Duggar keeps her eggs from falling right out of her these days. Let's not forget the father of all these children is named JIM BOB. I feel that says enough about the man responsible for all this offspring.