Can of wormies.

Perhaps it is because I often have to encounter cranky old women on a daily basis, but I'm quite upset about the old lady from the news who is getting awarded $40,000 because of the fact she refused to obey a police officer and so he had to taser her. So this is all caught on tape- An old lady gets pulled over for speeding, a cop starts to issue her a ticket, she starts swearing, and I tell you what when an old woman drops the F bomb more than once she can no longer be labled as a "sweet old lady." She refuses to take the ticket, tells the cop to take her to jail at which point he demands she gets out of the car, she gets out and freaks out on him blah blah blah he warns her to get back a few times, she says "GO AHEAD AND TASESR ME" so he does. And now the state is paying her $40,000. I'm fired up. But what really rattles my chain is the fact that on the Today show this morning, ol grandma is all smiles, practically laughing about the incident, saying she sure does have a "temper" from time to time. Let's just play pretend for a second. Let's pretend Grandma is really, um, I dunno Jamal. And Jamal isn't a woman, hes a man. A man of a certain ethnicity, you decide which one. Do you think Jamal would find himself with $40,000 in his pocket after such an encounter. Oh helllllls no. Jamal is probably in in jail, either someones new girlfriend or, well, I dont know any other stereotypes about jail but I bet they're not good. I'm not trying to pretend Im such a human rights advocate, I just think it's shit. I get pulled over for speeding, quite frequently actually, and obey very politely usually, sometimes I even cry, and do I get money for this? Do I get to be on talk shows? NO. I get lots of speeding tickets and lots of stop classes and lots of insurance rates going up. I can barely talk about this anymore I'm all riled up again. Next time I do see the familar cherries in my rearview I'm not going to get all hot and nervous and sick to my stomach, I'm gona get excited. I just hit the jackpot. All I have to do is act like old lady and I then wait for my check in the mail. I think a large can of worms just got opened damn it, and I'm going to be the first to dig in.

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